Personal Diary: "Fufu" A Cure For Malaria.....Enjoy!

I dragged my feet on the sand, my eyes were glazed, and my skin hot, I walked as if all the burden of the world was on my shoulder, the wig suddenly felt heavy and uncomfortable, I moved my hand to pull it off and fling it, I cracked an eye open, and saw them all staring at me. I could almost hear them whispering"Wetin do this one? Why he they Waka like this?" On a normal day you will never catch me dragging my feet"I walk with this proud strut, and I actually have this sexy body"
After an eternity, I got home..
Cousin: Why you home this early?
Me:*Hiss*
Aunt: We ought to go give a testimony, you are back before 6.00pm..
Me: Ekule Ma! (Greetings)
I drag myself to my room, collapse on the bed, Luckily Mum comes home from work!
Mum: This one you are at home, Hope all is well.
Me:*Silence...
Mum:*feels my temperature* What's wrong, do u want paracetamol?
Me: I can't take any drug, have not eaten...
Mum: Alright take care, am going to church.
I drift in and out of consciousness, I must have gotten to heaven cos I was no longer aware of my surrounding.."On my way to heaven, I decided to write my WILL..
"To Austine Afaha (He's my closest friend and gossip partner) I handover my Blog!"
"To Kenny And Taiwo Baruwa (My two Chipmunk Brother/Sister) I give my Phones and clothes, take all you want(The collections are not that spectacular)"
"To my Momma...I give peace of mind..she should be actually glad I will no longer be there to give her headaches"
And lastly..
"To my big bro(Orlando Hussain), sorry I won't be giving you anything, cos have shared all my properties, you should be glad am gone, there will be no one to steal your clothes"
I remembered calling my mum in my sub conscious state that I was dying!
And this is where Fufu comes to the rescue...
"I died and went to heaven, Angel paul(I think, cos I don't know the angel that welcomes you in) was about to usher me in, when this egusi(Melon soup) scent drifted through my nose.."I rose from the dead"
Mum: Eat this Fufu and take medicine, the morsels went effortlessly, I layed down some few minutes...I opened my eyes expecting to see Angel paul, Lo nd Behold, I felt great,the fever and headache was gone, I wore my slippers nd off I went..
Mum: Was it hunger or Malaria that made you sick????
Someone please answer her...
P.S: all the words written quotation are fiction of my imaginations..*Peace